Fast & Furious Too Fast Too Furious Fast & Furious: Tokio Drift Fast & Furious: New Model, Original Parts Resident Evil RE2:Apocalypse RE3:Extermination The Mist etc
Favorite TV Shows
The Simpsons Dr. House WWE
Favorite Quote
"Yo no mentia... escribia ficcion con mis labios!!!"
"Para mentir se necesitan dos: uno que mienta y el otro que crea."
“Uno aprende más en un aeropuerto que en una escuela.”
“Cerveza: causa y solución de todos los problemas.”
“La mujer, hijo, es como una cerveza. Se ve bien, sabe bien y harías cualquier estupidez por conseguir una.”
“Dios es el más poderoso, es mi personaje de ficción favorito.” Homero J. Simpson
Religion is not the opiate of the masses. Religion is the placebo of the masses.
It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.
House: 'She's making me an idiot.' Wilson: 'That's cute. You have a crush.' House: 'No, I think it's something systematic.' Wilson: 'Thirteen's pretty. You're obviously okay with her.' House: 'She killed a patient.' Wilson: 'The bitch is pretty.' House: 'The bitch is a bitch.' Wilson: 'Ask her out.' House: 'The bitch? She's a bitch.' Wilson: 'No, the one that's making you an idiot. It's the story of life. Boy meets girl. Boy gets stupid. Boy and girl live stupidly ever after.'
The most successful marriages are based on lies
[While on the phone] Sorry. I'm about to lose you. I'm driving through a tunnel, in a canyon, on an airplane, while hanging up the phone.
Her lips say no, but her hormones say 'Oh my God, yes, more.'
House: Thank God. [He walks off, but turns around.] People pray so that God won’t crush them like bugs. I’m not gonna crush you Dr. House
Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
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